Director Favorite Star Christmas Ornament for Kids Gift Coffee & Cussing

A director's quip shines bright on a star-shaped ornament, turning a holiday tree into a playful nod to the film set. The bold line, 'don't trust a director that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' is printed in vivid, edge-to-edge color that pops against the white MDF frame.

This piece is great for film lovers, production crews, and anyone who appreciates sharp humor during the festive season. It fits easily on a Christmas tree, a mantle, or a desk, adding a touch of irreverent charm to any décor while sparking conversation among friends and colleagues.

The ornament measures 3.25 inches tall, is lightweight, and built from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish that resists chipping. A gold cord is included for hassle-free hanging, and the sublimation print ensures the quote stays bright and clear through countless holiday displays.

Give this star to a director, a screenwriter, or a coffee-loving friend and watch their face light up with a grin. It's a memorable gift that blends humor with holiday spirit, making it a standout addition to any Christmas celebration. Add to cart and let the laughter echo through the season.

• Made for film lovers and quirky parents, this star ornament delivers a punchy laugh that sparks conversation. Whether you're a director, producer, or just a movie fan, it's a great keepsake for your holiday tree.
• Designed for Christmas celebrations, it adds a playful edge to any tree or mantle. Its bright, edge-to-edge print ensures the bold quote shines amid holiday lights and seasonal décor.
• Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 3.25″ star is lightweight yet durable. The gold cord lets you hang it safely, and the edge-to-edge sublimation guarantees vivid, long-lasting colors.
• When the ornament hangs, the printed words, 'Don't trust a director that doesn't drink coffee and say f*** a lot,' remind you of the fun side of filmmaking and the camaraderie that fuels every great project.
• Add this witty star to your collection and bring a burst of humor to your holiday décor, making every glance a shared joke and every gift exchange a memorable moment of laughter.